Showing posts with label cryptozoology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cryptozoology. Show all posts

Want to Add a Slender Man Doll to Your Horror Collection? Nevermore Toys and Kickstarter Can Help!

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Early this year, I published a post about toy designer Richard T. Broadwater’s Kickstarter campaign to launch Legendary Monsters, a series of highly-detailed action figures that are based on cryptozoological legends such as the Mothman and the Chupacabra. Since then, Broadwater and his company Nevermore Toys have expanded their selection of fantastical frights to include a legend from the modern digital age: the Slender Man.


While Nevermore Toys’ Slender Man doll is not officially part of the Legendary Monsters series, it makes for a great complementary piece to the Legendary Monsters figures. According to various online sources, the Slender Man is actually a creation of a “paranormal pictures” Photoshop contest back in 2009, but the Slender Man has gone on to have a life of his own. Like the creatures in the Legendary Monsters series, the Slender Man legend has yielded plenty of blurry pictures and bone-chilling tales since his first appearance four years ago--so much as that an entire Wikia site has been created to catalog his ever-expanding lore.

Nevermore’s Slender Man is a 32" plush doll that is being created with the finest fabrics and materials to provide a soft yet durable toy. Click here to go to the official Slender Man Kickstarter page for more information about the figure and what you can do to support its production and release. Nevermore is also distributing a limited number of Slender Man illustrations, which are being made available either with the doll or individually. Each print is limited to 30 and will be signed and numbered by the artist.

Nevermore’s previous experience with Kickstarter succeeded in launching the first series of Legendary Monsters figures. Since the initial campaign, Legendary Monsters has been slightly modified to include a role-playing game component. (After all, what’s the point of collecting so many horrific beasts if you can’t make them fight each other?) With any luck, the Slender Man doll campaign will be equally as successful.

Series one of Nevermore Toys' Legendary Monsters series.
Note the retro Aurora monster model kit packaging style.



Support Cryptozoology Action Figures through Kickstarter

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You know who is represented frequently in the area of high-quality action figures? Superheroes and movie monsters. You know who isn't? The creatures of cryptozoology. Thankfully, toy and video game designer Richard T. Broadwater plans to do something about that.

Broadwater is using Kickstarter to fund a new line of action figures called "Legendary Monsters". According to the Kickstarter page, "Legendary Monsters is a line of action figures based on monsters of urban legend and folklore. ... Each of the four monsters comes with an eyewitness figure, a diorama base depicting the surroundings and a written account of the real life eyewitness account right on the package! ... Each victim has 5-6 points of articulation and stands 3 and 3/4-4" tall. Each monster features 10-12 points of articulation and contains hinged arms, legs and ball jointed shoulders. Our figures will be crafted from the best materials and feature solid engineering and are fully posable."

Series 1 of Legendary Monsters figures includes the Jersey Devil, Mothman, the Missouri monster and the Chupacabra. If Series 1 meets its goal, Series 2 will include the Dover Demon, the Flattwoods Monster, the Yeti and the Loveland Frogmen. Future plans also include two deluxe sets, one featuring Bigfoot and the other featuring the Loch Ness Monster.

Click here to learn more about the Legendary Monsters project and what you can do to help get this figures off the drawing boards and into the hands and shelves of action figure collectors.



Nerd Rant: The Loch Ness Monster Resurfaces in Louisiana Private Schools

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When I was a child, I read books about modern legends such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster (in between reading books published by Crestwood House about movie monsters, of course). I would often get the books out of my elementary school library, with the certainty that these supposedly "real" monsters would never be discussed in any of my classes. How times have changed.


According to several news articles that I've read across the Internet, private religious schools in Louisiana are using a textbook published by the Accelerated Christian Education (ACE) Inc. that identifies the Loch Ness Monster as proof that dinosaurs still exist in the modern world and thus validates "Young Earth Creationism", the idea that the Earth is only a few thousand years old, and invalidates the theory of evolution. Many of the articles reprint the textbook passage that mentions Nessie, which I will also do so here:

“Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the ‘Loch Ness Monster’ in Scotland? ‘Nessie’ for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur.”

It should also be noted that the school in question, the Eternity Christian Academy in Westlake, is accepting students through publicly funded vouchers. In other words, taxpayer money is being used to teach kids that the Loch Ness Monster conclusively disproves the work of Charles Darwin and all of his successors. Really.

I'd normally laugh at this, except that someone is getting paid with government money to perpetuate such a preposterous idea. I mean, if you're going to challenge a widely-accepted scientific theory, shouldn't you be using something that actually qualifies as, you know, evidence? Claiming that the modern legend of the Loch Ness Monster invalidates evolution is like claiming that the Elvis sightings from the 80s and 90s invalidates the idea that repeatedly ingesting drug cocktails of Valmid, Quaaludes, codeine, Placidyl and phenobarbitol can be lethal.

Have you seen me lately?

Then again, maybe I should write an angry letter to ACE that claims discrimination over their curriculum's omission of Raystown Ray, the lake monster from my home state of Pennsylvania. Why should taxpayers fund private schools to talk about foreign monsters when we have plenty of perfectly good monsters right here in the US of A?

All I can say is that if the Loch Ness Monster is going to stay in a creationist-centric biology curriculum that's funded by taxpayer money and used in private religious schools, then The Crater Lake Monster (1977) must be mandatory viewing for the students. Each viewing will then be followed by an essay test where students must describe in detail how they'd use construction equipment to fight a rampaging dinosaur.

Teach the controversy!



The 1970s: The Decade of Bigfoot

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The latest issue of FilmFax magazine features an interview with Philip Morris, a man of various talents who, among other things, had established a considerable reputation in the entertainment industry for his work in creating high-quality gorilla costumes. (Note: This has nothing to do with the tobacco company of the same name or the Jim Carrey-Ewan McGregor flick, I Love You Phillip Morris.) An interesting side article to this interview focuses on one of Morris' lesser known (but no less important) career accomplishments: his unwitting involvement in the notorious 1967 Bigfoot hoax known as the "Patterson film". According to Morris, Roger Patterson purchased one of Morris' ape costumes shortly before his Bigfoot film made its rounds at news outlets around the country. Morris' recount of this incident is a fascinating read, and I highly recommend that you pick up this issue to see it for yourself. This issue also has an articles about movie monster memorabilia collector extraordinaire Bob Burns, classic B-movie producer Richard Gordon, and the special effects of Jaws 3-D--in particular, why the 3-D effects shots didn't turn out so well for the final edit and why Jaws 3-D is long overdue for a restoration and re-release in all of its anaglyphic three-dimensional glory.

Reading about the hoaxed Bigfoot film brought back quite a few memories. Say what you will about cryptozoology, but one thing is unquestionably true: it's a great source of monsters for novels, movies, TV shows, and ancillary merchandising. In this case, it seemed that the Patterson film's appearance in the late 60s helped to spur a wave of Bigfoot-mania in the 70s. Plenty of Bigfoot stuff has been produced in the decades since then; in fact, Fisher-Price recently released a remote-controlled Bigfoot toy complete with a footprint-shaped controller. Yet none of this other Bigfoot stuff is nearly as goofy or bizarre as what was done in the 70s (then again, what is?). Read on for a list that highlights some of the more notorious Bigfoot-flavored pop culture cheese that was popular during the polyester decade.

Bigfoot on TV: It seemed that when Bigfoot appeared on television in a fictitious context in the 70s, some of the more outlandish aspects of Bigfoot folklore went right along with him. For example, while many Bigfoot believers think that the creature is some kind of unidentified species of bipedal primate, there are a few who insist that there is some kind of connection between Bigfoot and UFOs. (That's right, Bigfoot and UFOs--two crazy modern legends for the price of one!) Naturally, someone had to take the stranger of the two views of Bigfoot and run it all the way to the bank. That someone happened to be Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man.


Between 1976 and 1977, Bigfoot appeared on the four episodes of Six Million Dollar Man (and one episode of its spin-off, The Bionic Woman) as an android built by aliens for the purpose of covering up an invasion of Earth. (Why The X-Files didn't do their own version of this plot, I'll never know.) Some say that the introduction of the Bigfoot character was when Six Million Dollar Man "jumped the shark". However, if the robot Bigfoot was the equivalent of jumping the shark, then the TV series Bigfoot and Wildboy would be the equivalent of rocketing over the shark with a jet pack, a sequined jumpsuit and a sparkler-adorned crash helmet.

Bigfoot and Wildboy was a live-action TV series by Sid and Marty Krofft about an orphaned boy who is raised by Bigfoot, and each week they went on adventures together. (You can watch the show's opening credits on YouTube.) Yes, this 1977-1979 show was aimed squarely at the Saturday morning cartoons crowd, but the premise alone (to say nothing of its production values or individual episodes) sounds like the perfect headline from the Weekly World News: "I WAS RAISED BY BIGFOOT!" Throw in some of the other villains that appeared on the show, which included mummies, werewolves, vampires and aliens, and you've got a tabloid-a-palooza unequaled by other Bigfoot movie and TV appearances since then--except for, perhaps, Bigfoot's 2004 appearance on the Venture Bros. TV series.

Bigfoot (right) with his adopted charge Wildboy,
after the long, bitter custody dispute
with the Loch Ness Monster.

Bigfoot Toys, Models and Games: Among the many figures that were included in the Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman toy lines, the bionic Bigfoot was one of them. There have been other Bigfoot action figures over the years with greater detail and more points of articulation, but none of them have the pop-off chest plate that reveals the bionic insides that this one did. This figure stood at over 12 inches tall, which made him the perfect drinking buddy for Kenner's 15 inch jumbo-sized Chewbacca figure that was released a few years later.


If giant action figures weren't your thing, there was the 10 inch tall glow-in-the-dark Bigfoot model kit that was released in 1978 by AMT, which included a base that featured various human bones. (Note: This same kit is being re-issued this spring. Pre-order your copy today!)


There was also a Bigfoot board game that was released in 1977 by Milton Bradley. I played it a few times soon after it hit the toy store shelves and from what I remember, it wasn't a particularly complicated or challenging game. Nevertheless, it would fit into the category of "survival horror" games, because the goal of the game was to avoid Bigfoot while exploring the mountains of Alaska and the last player left on the board who didn't encounter Bigfoot was the winner.

Milton Bradley's Bigfoot board game, which features a 
picture on the box that depicts the game's titular monster
as he quietly decides which kid he's going to maul first.

What exactly Bigfoot does to the player in the game's make-believe world that causes him/her to "lose" is left up to the player's naive, prepubescent imagination. (The game says that players who encounter Bigfoot "must leave the mountains forever", but it fails to specify whether that means leaving alive on two feet or leaving dead in a body bag, most likely in multiple, broken pieces.) Adding to the game's latent morbidity is the rule that allows players to sic Bigfoot against other players--you sure won't see that in a Resident Evil game.

Bigfoot in the Movies: There were a handful of movies that depicted Bigfoot, the Yeti, or some kind of creatures like them before the 70s; of particular note is Hammer Film Productions' The Abominable Snowman (1957), which featured Peter Cushing. Yet Bigfoot's silver screen stardom really didn't happen until the 70s, when he appeared in a series of films that varied greatly in quality from above average to god-awful and all points in between. Yes, Bigfoot has been in many films since then, but none of those titles equal the unbridled campiness and kitsch of the Bigfoot films that arrived in the 70s. A sampling of 70s-era Bigfoot movie poster art is featured below.